15 stations · One circle · Free
Round the Clockwork Orange,
one pub at a time.
Build a Glasgow Subway pub crawl in 90 seconds, run it live on everyone's phone, and score it like golf.
Build in 90 seconds
Station, direction, how far. A pub and a drink at every stop. Swap anything.
One shared scorecard
Par in sips, birdies and bogeys. Every phone in the crew updates live.
Night mode
One stop at a time, a leave-by countdown and the rule for everyone.
Build a crawl
Pick a start station, which way round and how far. Swap pubs and drinks until it's right, then lock it in and get your join code.
Join a live crawl
Got a five-character code from the host? Type it in and you're on the scorecard.
How it works
Build
Start station, direction, how far. A pub and a drink at every stop, each with a par in sips.
Lock it in
Name the crawl. You get a lobby with a five-character code and a share link.
Crew joins
Everyone types the code. Google or just a name. One scorecard on every phone.
Score sips vs par
Start at par, tap up or down. Under par is good. Points land on the board as you go.
Golf, but the club is a glass
Every stop has a par in sips (a pint is 6, a half 3, a glass of wine 4, a shot 1). Your score at that stop is diff = sips − par. Fewer sips than par is a good thing.
| Sips vs par | Term | Points |
|---|---|---|
| exactly 1 sip | Hole in one | 5+ |
| −2 | Eagle | 4 |
| −1 | Birdie | 3 |
| 0 | Par | 2 |
| +1 | Bogey | 1 |
| +2 | Double bogey | 0 |
Stableford points = 2 − diff, capped between 0 and 6, so one disastrous stop can't sink your night (−3 is an Albatross, −4 or better a Condor, +3 a Triple bogey). The leaderboard ranks total points first, then total vs par.
Play safe
18+ only. Pace yourself, drink water, eat something and never drive. Nobody has to drink alcohol — Soft / Zero counts as a full stop — and any rule can be skipped, no questions. Pubs change hours and close, so check before you go. The last subway is around 23:40 Mon–Sat and 18:10 on Sundays; sort a way home before it goes.